Well fuck my old boots as they say......who are they .....47 tears still wanting to pork someone ...i am not usure how it is done .......as chris rock says.....show me a beautiful women and i will show you a guy that is sick of fucking/porking/plugging/yhentzing her ....so how goldie does it not sure .....or kurt ...... apparently suzanne sommers did it everyday and she was married for a while i guess if you have loads a mney and do not need to worry .....maybe and you are at home with a woman that swallows....."oh and has no gag reflex....then "goody gumdrops ".............
Goldie Hawn is opening up about why her four-decade relationship with Kurt Russell still works — no wedding rings required.
In a new interview on The Dan Buettner Podcast, the Oscar winner, 80, says the couple’s longevity comes down to one thing: freedom.
“I’m a bird,” Hawn explained in the clip shared withPeople. “If you leave the cage door open, I may never fly out. But if you close that door… I’d probably take all my feathers off.”
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Hawn and Russell, 74, first got together in 1983 and share a blended family of four children: Kate, 46, and Oliver Hudson, 49, as well as Boston, 45, and Wyatt Russell, 39. Despite constant pressure over the years to marry, both have maintained that tying the knot wouldn’t change a thing.
Asked why she still chooses Russell after 42 years, Hawn didn’t hesitate: “I have respect for him. He’s an amazing person.” She also added playfully, “I’m very sexually attracted to him… He’s my sexual object.”
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Still, an insider tells Globe that the duo may surprise everyone with a blowout 75th birthday party for Russell that could double as a destination wedding.
“They love going to Greece and cruising the Mediterranean,” says the insider, adding that the pair have rented a superyacht for the grand affair.
“It will be a gathering for all their loved ones, so it’s kind of the perfect opportunity to have a low-key wedding, which is all they’d want.”
I do my best....... to bring the worst...... or the best ......of life's fuck ups ...... or anything....... that i consider mad ....mental .........or different ....so with that in mind ....... i hope you like this or not!!!!! .....i do ..... so tough titties ....... as they say !!...... ..who are they ?????..........they keep telling me........ i can never ever find the cunts !!!!....oh well!!!! ....here we are .....chasing tails .........happy 26
50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of January 12, 2026
The mid-budget comedy has been slowly dying for over a decade, as Hollywood has grown increasingly reliant on box office returns from international markets that tend to favor the visual spectacle of action and horror films over punchlines that don’t always translate.
Then, in 2018, Game Night, a movie about hyper-competitive party game enthusiasts who get caught up in a criminal conspiracy, became a hit, grossing nearly $120 million on just a $37 million budget. Since then, this kind of comedy film has only grown more scarce.
So here’s hoping we get more films like Game Night in the years ahead.
Also, we’re waiting for some great videogames adaptations into movies or series.
We’re also keeping an eye on video game adaptations, which Hollywood continues to mine with reckless optimism. In 2026, we’re getting a The Sims movie (yes, really), produced by Margot Robbie’s company. Netflix is also taking another swing at Assassin’s Creed, this time as a series. And finally, a live-action Zelda movie is officially in the works, which means the internet has already decided it will either be flawless or completely ruin everyone’s childhood. There is no middle ground.
Meanwhile, we’ve got Twitter. This week’s funniest tweets include the entire cast of Stranger Things, fans doing all the work, and a data center.
