Sunday, January 18, 2026

WELL AS LONG AS IT WAS PUFF .....GET IT NO ...OH WELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,...........

 


Listen up!!!!!!....there are worst way  to die  ...i mean you  could suffocate  on a fat woman's  ass ........or you   could  get  an  anal infection  from  falling asleep in a hot tub at a gay spa......or   killed  by a  jealous  husband ........either way   one  day  ...the  grim feller is   going to come  a  knocking  .....i have  flatlined a  few   times   it is  indeed a  strange  but warming  feeling  ......i did  go on a  few  journeys ......  it was interesting ......  ..but they  keep sending me  back  ..... ...not sure  why  .......i guess  they atr  terrified i am next inline to  be the  prodigal son of  whomever  ........is   turning the great wheels  .....that is ......... what i  believe........ and  the  devil knows  i am   turning hell into a   strip  club  ......... no  doubt  .......however this  chef  ........  fell into a  dough mixer and  died   .....i mean  there are   better  ways  to go.........   like.......... in between  two hookers in a brothel ........in a  3 rd world  country  .....oh!!!!!.......... for sure ......  with a   bottle of  jack...... and  some  heavy duty   to  help  the transition ......a dough mixer  pretty  shitty ......... but he was a  chef and  71   ..........  at that age it is   pretty hard to  fight a  dough mixer  ....i mean  there is  not  a lot to  follow on this  is  was  a shitty death ....but he  died on the  job  ....i only want to die in between hookers   ....i guess  .....every   straight mans  dream  ...they will never  admit it ......because  they   are too afraid  ..... however   he  did okay got to  71 ........




Pastry chef dies in freak DOUGH MIXER accident at grocery store as distraught wife pays tribute 

The identity of a Miami man who died in a freak accident involving pastry-making equipment has been revealed by his grieving wife.

Mordehay Grunberger, 71, died at  at South Florida Kosher Market following an accident involving an industrial dough mixer.

Investigators said he somehow became caught in the device around 4am Friday and died from his injuries, according to Local10

Shop employees did not want to speak about the fatal accident, CBS Miami reported.

His wife Inna Gastman Maor revealed her heartbreak while paying tribute to Grunberger. 

'Today, my beloved husband Miki, my closest person in my life my best friend, and father of my two beautiful sons, tragically passed away!' she posted.

'I lost myself,' she added. 'I love him so much. He's the love of my life!'

Mordehay Grunberger, 71, died on Friday after he became caught in an industrial dough-mixing machine around 4am

According to North Miami Beach Police, Grunberger died at South Florida Kosher Market at 1324 Northeast 163rd Street

According to North Miami Beach Police, Grunberger died at South Florida Kosher Market at 1324 Northeast 163rd Street

Grunberger was a long-time bread maker at the mart.

The exact explanation for his death has not been given by investigators.

A public social media profile described Grunberger as a pastry chef.

Crime scene investigators, as well as the medical examiner, were at the scene of the death for hours after the fact.

Footage of the market showed the location taped off with a significant police presence in the area.

Law enforcement said that the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) was investigating the site.

Grunberger's death showed no signs of foul play and seemed to be accidental, police said.

Grunberger's wife Inna Gastman Maor paid tribute on social media and shared that she 'lost myself' after his death

Grunberger's wife Inna Gastman Maor paid tribute on social media and shared that she 'lost myself' after his death

The medical examiner and crime scene investigators were spotted at the Miami mart for hours following Grunberger's death

The medical examiner and crime scene investigators were spotted at the Miami mart for hours following Grunberger's death

A public social media profile said she lived in Cooper City - about 15 miles north of the market where Grunberger died.

Loving pictures of the couple showed them posing for pictures and traveling around the world.

Less than a week ago, she uploaded a video showing a series of photos with her husband.

The moving montage was set to the song 'Enjoy Every Moment' by Noa Belle.

Family friends rushed to honor Grunberger after his sudden passing.

'We are so sorry for your loss,' one person said. 'Your Miki was a great man, and we know how close you were to him. He will be missed by many.'

Another added that they were 'blessed to learn so much from him' and added, 'We will love Miki forever.'

'My heart is shattered for you and the boys,' a third said. 'I am so deeply sorry for this unbearable loss. There are no words, but please know you are not alone.'

The Daily Mail has reached out to the North Miami Beach Police and Inna Gastman Maor for further comment.





71 YEAR OLD CANS /LAMPS/LIGHTS/HOUNDS/COUSINS/SISTERS........

 Well i have to say .....i usually do not  get turned on  by  71 yr old  bangers /tis/boobs/horns/jugs........but these  are some fine  ones  for an old  girl ......i mean FFS   i would spooj these ......for real........i ususally have a cut off....but there  are some old  gals today........ that  are  holding up well........  in their prime  .........i think they  might be  doing   adrenochrome ........or  some  shit    .....maybe     bat blood....or  the  Baby blood thingy  ........you hear about  ...i mean there are enough  tales ....... i see  it is  possible  ...but drinking  blood !!!!!!   .....yuk  ....as   fuck ........ i say .......it might be  an  acquired   taste  ....i guess if you mix it with  red bull........ or  some   shit  it would go down easier  ...........however  before i lose  my train of   complete  thought.........   71 year old   tits  on the  uptown girl .......... who  knew  ....all that  time   what  are they doin?????........well if you got it  flaunt it  ........i am still not sure if i can  hang off  71  year old  cans  .....but she is  famous  ......might be a  bit of  nip and  tuck in there     ...who  cares  who knows  ........but a  freebies  will always be  gratefully  accepted........ after all i am a  pig ........don't  hate the player !!!!!!  ....it     is  always the  game as i  say each and every  fricking  time  ...... it is  the  game  .......




Christie Brinkley, 71, shows off cleavage in red bikini top during tropical getaway

Christie Brinkley took to Instagram on Saturday to highlight her perky cleavage in a red bikini top.

The 71-year-old legendary model, who is enjoying Turks and Caicos, recorded herself smiling on the beach while wearing a floppy sun hat.

Her long blonde hair flowed out from underneath the accessory and was windswept.

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She used a string of emojis to communicate the message 'peace + love only!!' in the caption.

Brinkley also made sure to tag Melissa Odabash MBE Swimwear as the designer of her swimsuit. 

Many of the timeless beauty's nearly one million followers dropped in the comments to leave fire emojis. 

Christie Brinkley, 71, looked incredible in a red bikini top in a video shared to Instagram on Saturday

Christie Brinkley, 71, looked incredible in a red bikini top in a video shared to Instagram on Saturday

The legendary model recorded herself smiling on the beach during a tropical getaway

The legendary model recorded herself smiling on the beach during a tropical getaway

It comes after earlier this week the star showed off her figure in a black triangle top and high-waisted briefs.

She posed across multiple selfies taken in a mirror she adorned with her personal collection of seashells.

Her caption was full of fun puns as she playfully wrote, 'I shell attempt to distract you from the important news you sea on Insta then I’ll clam up and you can scallop back to the more pressing issues of the day. 

'PS I made this over the 20 + years we’ve been here in Turks&Caicos from things I find on the beach.'

Brinkley has been candid about having 'dabbled with fillers' to retain her youthful looks, but noted she mostly turns to laser treatments.

'I don’t want to look "done" or anything,' she said last year, telling People that she doesn't try to 'get rid of every wrinkle.'

She also previously shared that she experimented with Botox once, but has avoided it ever since because of its aftereffects.

'I don't Botox. I like the movement. I like to be able to have expression and move my face,' she said on the Tamron Hall Show. 'I only did Botox once and had a bad experience with it and I never did it again.'

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Brinkley also made sure to tag Melissa Odabash MBE Swimwear as the designer of her swimsuit

Brinkley also made sure to tag Melissa Odabash MBE Swimwear as the designer of her swimsuit 

It comes after earlier this week the star showed off her figure in a black triangle top and high-waisted briefs

It comes after earlier this week the star showed off her figure in a black triangle top and high-waisted briefs

She posed across multiple selfies taken in a mirror she adorned with her personal collection of seashells

She posed across multiple selfies taken in a mirror she adorned with her personal collection of seashells

Brinkley has been a vegetarian since age 13 and in recent years she became vegan.

In 2018 she said that her breakfast generally consisted of raw oats with nuts and berries.

'For lunch, I go into greens and do a salad, then add a protein like a bean or nuts,' she told The Cut. 'Dinner is more of the same except maybe I'll put my vegetables on a bean pasta, rice, grain, or quinoa.' 

Touching on her workout routine, the blonde beauty shared with People in 2024, 'When I'm in a place where I can get on a bicycle and just go for a long ride, I love doing that, but I also like to jump on a Peloton or to take a spin class of some sort.'

'I do a 20 or a 30-minute class several days a week, and then I'll do some of the floor exercises and arm and core [the other days],' she explained.

'I truly love my Total Gym because it's at-home equipment and for me, I find that if it's in my home, I'm going to do it.'




WELL AS LONG AS IT WAS PUFF .....GET IT NO ...OH WELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,...........

  Listen up!!!!!!....there are worst way  to die  ...i mean you  could suffocate  on a fat woman's  ass ........or you   could  get  an ...