IT'S JUST A BAG OR IS IOT ????????

 

Well......... don't these hollywood ....... whores    buy them.......   norwegian soccer star   ...... you  can buy shit too ........ when money is  no  problem ......   must be nice ....... i am not sure ....... how i could  ever  justify .........   a   condo ........ to buy a  bag (a condo  is  about  300k in west palm beach ......  downtown .......just a  measure )......anyways   i thought there   where   going for  millions  ........ the ladies ones     ....... dumb bastards  ...... but hey there are  kids  starving ......  and  a  birkin bag is more important .......

Norwegian soccer star Erling Haaland’s fans are going wild over his $300K Birkin bag collection

The breakout star of the 2026 World Cup might just be Erling Haaland's Birkin collection. erling/Instagram

The biggest breakout star of the 2026 World Cup might just be Erling Haaland's Hermès Birkin bag collection.

The Norwegian soccer star has been jet-setting all over the world during the international series, carrying a multitude of rare Birkins along the way.

Snapped by paparazzi and sharing pics on Instagram alike, Haaland hasn't toted any regular style — he's been carrying some of the most exclusive oversized styles on the market.

The Norwegian soccer player has been spotted with more than seven Birkins, totaling almost $317,000 and rising. erling/Instagram

He touched down in the USA earlier this week with a super-rare Endless Road style. Getty Images

The largest-ticket item thus far is a black multipocket HAC 50, which previously sold for $69,500.

Following closely behind are an Evercalf Toile Cargo HAC 40 ($50,000) and Endless Road 50 ($45,500). He notably brought the latter, a limited-edition style that depicts mountains next to a highway, when he touched down in the US earlier this month ahead of the World Cup kickoff.

All together, his publicly-shared Birkin haul includes 7 styles, totaling more than $317,000.

Fans have quickly taken notice.

One Instagram account outlined them all, asking, "Have you seen Erling Haaland's custom Birkins? Baby, buckle up."

He's been toting various designs — like this nearly $70K multi-pocket HAC 50, for years. erling/Instagram

Though he favors the brand's largest styles, Haaland also occassionally carries a smaller version, including earlier this year ahead of a game in Madrid (pictured here). UEFA via Getty Images

The footballer isn't the only celebrity who's in love with the iconic style; Kylie Jenner has quite the closet full, recently toting her $63,000 crocodile Birkin 35 in "Knicks blue" to the NBA playoffs.

This past spring, Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir recounted their purchase of matching white bags in Tokyo during the 2020 Olympics.

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MONEY TALKS .....BULLSHIT WALKS.....SIMPLE !!!!!!

As  days go by ........and life goes on ........and we  steam/fly/go to/head towards/barrel through/run towards the  future .....i will ....... still  never  understand.......the   lengths  of  stupidity.......  humans   beings will go to ........ for a  buck or two........ or three or   four  ........or  however  much it is  ........but as .........  sure as  shit on a  camels arse ......i would not let anyone  tattoo their shit .......   or  whatever it is  on my  forehead ......it must  boil  down  to   desperation    for money ''''''''' ......e,g.........the old  appendage!!!!!!......  used  by  many .....many......desperate  people  ..... "i have no choice i have a wife and  kids  to feed ".....i simply  cannot imagine having that threat over my head  ever ..........  ever  ......never  could  imagine being  held   hostage  to a   disgusting......  situation.....maybe i put that    down  to being a   selfish  bastard !!!!!!!.........and    for  that ......... i would  lie  to thank  my self  .........  for   not   falling   for   that  societal.......   horse shite  called  entrapment ..........so in  closing   ......  not only   tattooing this  dumb bastards  head   .....but fucking up the  spelling  .....welcome to the   3rd world  my  freinds 

Disaster Strikes When Meme Coin Pays Man to Tattoo Its Name on His Forehead, But They Misspelled It

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Victor Tangermann

Tue, June 9, 2026 at 8:09 AM PDT

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• Crypto marketplace Pump.fun launched a controversial bounty marketplace called "GO" where crypto holders can pay people to do humiliating tasks, including getting forehead tattoos, sparking widespread criticism.

Earlier this month, crypto marketplace Pump.fun launched an extremely dubious new bounty marketplace that feels like it was directly inspired by the dystopian sci-fi TV show "Black Mirror."

The feature, called "GO," allows crypto holders to throw money at desperate people to do humiliating things. For instance, it's been used to pay a Black man to cover himself in watermelon while repeating the phrase "I'm your friend, the watermelon man" 10,000 times. One $690,000 bounty even called for a suicide-related task, sparking widespread criticism.

One particularly egregious type of task has floated to the top: humiliating forehead tattoos. Last week a man named Arivu in in Southern India accepted a bounty offering 40 SOL, worth roughly $2,600 at today's rate, to tattoo the phrase "$boutywork" above his eyes — a painful procedure he documented in a June 6 video.

And in case you're wondering, yes, it should've read "$bountywork" instead. However, Arivu followed the misspelled directions, eventually inspiring the crypto community to launch an actual meme coin called "$boutywork."

The utterly unethical stunt attracted enough attention to send the $boutywork token soaring, reaching a market cap of $373,000 within hours. It's a familiar scam: a dubious meme coin attracts enormous amounts of hype, only to come crashing back down hard, leaving those who didn't get out in time holding the bag.

At least Arivu managed to get in on the scheme himself, reportedly earning just shy of $29,000 in transaction fees, or payments required to process transactions. That's because the individuals who kickstarted the token decided to route those fees to him apparently as a reward for his dedication.

But considering his unfortunate new tattoo prominently visible on his forehead, the value proposition still feels dubious.

In short, Pump.fun has effectively put a price on humiliation, which feels like the logical conclusion for a society prone to falling for crypto scams and willing to bet money on the outcomes of deadly armed conflict. It's the kind of development you'd expect from a dystopian sci-fi flick set in a world where inequality and moral decay have become ubiquitous.

Even members of the crypto community are now raising alarm bells. To them, it's the straw that could finally break the camel's back — although if feels questionable to assume the meme coin community, which has long been overrun by scammers, had a reputation to uphold in the first place.

"How do we convince normies that Crypto is still a serious industry when we are slowly encouraging a disturbing trend where bounty platforms have turned attention into a task marketplace," one user tweeted. "Instead of 'make a meme' or 'write a thread,' people are now being rewarded for permanent body changes, public embarrassment, risky stunts, and real-life disruption."

X's head of product Nikita Bier appeared similarly dismayed by the hot new crypto trend.

"It's sad that all the rich people left crypto and it's now the entire industry is just teenagers in America forcing poor people to do shameful things," he tweeted in response to the latest ordea